Priorities
March 7th, 2004For those politicians that want to speak for me and for the rest of the American People, I offer my priorities for this next presidential election*:
- Existence (This includes my own life but also my culture and its institutions)
- Freedom (That’s right Ashcroft, I’m watching you. I have my ACLU membership card to prove it…)
- Economics (If I have the above two, then, what the hell, I want to be rich… very rich.)
* BTW, I’m relatively new to this Presidential politics stuff… are elections always 8 months long?
