This just in... 1/16th of my gene’s were killed by the other 15/16th, hundreds of years before I was born!

One indication of moral progress in the United States would be the replacement of Thanksgiving Day and its self-indulgent family feasting with a National Day of Atonement accompanied by a self-reflective collective fasting.

I don’t like to call people names, but what a tool! Moral progress in this country will be indicated by the removal of the meaningless division of people into arbitrary races.

Curious, if “Thanksgiving is the day when the dominant white culture (and, sadly, most of the rest of the non-white but non-indigenous population) celebrates the beginning of a genocide,” then what does someone that has Native American genes and white genes that only migrated to this country after the “genocide” celebrate on Thanksgiving?

Solution! I’ll only gorge myself 15/16ths of the way… 1/16 of me will be fasting. (I hope its not the part that likes pumpkin pie, because that part really loves pumpkin pie.)

2 thoughts on “Genocide”

  1. By “cowboys and indians” surely you mean “Male humans of dimunitive age that have association with persons of the bovine species and indiginous people of the land mass eurocentrically referred to as ‘North America'”.

    And by “shoot” you mean “negotiate an appropriate peace between an oppressed people and an oppresive, genocidal peoples atoning for centries of empire building”. After all, guns aren’t cool.

  2. Better yet, when you go outside to play cowboys and indians shoot yourself in the foot and claim victory.

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