3 thoughts on “China is 4999.3750793651 times cooler than the U.S.”

  1. They state that 1 Great Wall of China = 1.0000000000 Great Walls of China. I reject this conclusion, as it’s highly unlikely that their equipment is accurate enough to deliver that many significant figures. This table clearly contains fabricated data, and all of its conclusions are therefore suspect.

  2. No, see, they’re measuring the minor probability the meaning of the phrase “great wall” changed by the time you finish reading the equation…

  3. Ahh, they’ve accounted for the slight possibility that my geneotype might absorb a tonal language during the input lag while I process the equation in my swarthy mongrel brain. Very clever of them. Top rate work.

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